Can You Talk Like A Real Southerner?

You might think you can talk like a real Southerner, but can you actually talk the talk in this region? It's time to find out! Take these 12 quiz questions and find out if you can talk like you're actually from the South?
START THE QUIZ!

Question 1/12

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What does a Southerner call a carbonated beverage?
Soda
Coke
Pop

Question 2/12

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In the Midwest, corn hole is used to refer to:
A person's mouth
A farmer's tool
A party game

Question 3/12

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"That dog won't hunt," doesn't refer to a peace-loving canine. What does it mean?
Someone is useless
A dog is old
Someone is lazy

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If someone "tanned your hide," they didn't give you nice cow pelts. What does this term mean?
You got verbally or physically beat up
You got a spray tan
You treated a leather product

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When "the devil is beating his wife..."
Someone is testing their luck
The sun is shining through the rain
Chaos is ensuing

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Your aunt tells you to "sit a spell." What is she asking you to do?
Stop cussing
Sit and relax
Go away

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A polite southern belle says, "Bless your heart!" What is she REALLY saying?
You're an idiot
Best of luck
May god's grace be with you

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If your girlfriend is "fixin' to," what's she doing?
Getting ready to go somewhere
Craving food
Fixing her car

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If someone is "high on the hog" they are...
Living a luxurious lifestyle
Eating too much food
Spewing BS

Question 10/12

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What does it mean to be "cooter brown?"
To be very drunk
To gossip regularly
To be a boastful person

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To "git on the stick" is to...
Get to work on something
Hop in the car
Start to drink

Question 12/12

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A "clodhopper" is someone who is very...
Clumsy
Drunk
Simple
Based on the results of this quiz, you're not keen on your Southern slang just yet! You might know a bit about the dialect and slang of the South, but not enough to fit in with a real Southerner!

C+, Southern Slang Slow

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Right!
Based on the results of this quiz, you are truly Southern slang savvy! You can talk the talk and walk the walk. When it comes to the slang of the south, you can blend in with the best of them!

B+, Southern Slang Savvy

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Right!
Based on the results of this quiz, you are a true Southern slang expert! You know your Southern slang as well as anyone who calls this region home. No one's going to sarcastically say "bless your heart" when it comes to your knowledge of Southern slang! Go you!

A+, Southern Slang Expert

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Right!
1
What does a Southerner call a carbonated beverage?
Soda
Coke
Pop
2
In the Midwest, corn hole is used to refer to:
A person's mouth
A farmer's tool
A party game
3
"That dog won't hunt," doesn't refer to a peace-loving canine. What does it mean?
Someone is useless
A dog is old
Someone is lazy
4
If someone "tanned your hide," they didn't give you nice cow pelts. What does this term mean?
You got verbally or physically beat up
You got a spray tan
You treated a leather product
5
When "the devil is beating his wife..."
Someone is testing their luck
The sun is shining through the rain
Chaos is ensuing
6
Your aunt tells you to "sit a spell." What is she asking you to do?
Stop cussing
Sit and relax
Go away
7
A polite southern belle says, "Bless your heart!" What is she REALLY saying?
You're an idiot
Best of luck
May god's grace be with you
8
If your girlfriend is "fixin' to," what's she doing?
Getting ready to go somewhere
Craving food
Fixing her car
9
If someone is "high on the hog" they are...
Living a luxurious lifestyle
Eating too much food
Spewing BS
10
What does it mean to be "cooter brown?"
To be very drunk
To gossip regularly
To be a boastful person
11
To "git on the stick" is to...
Get to work on something
Hop in the car
Start to drink
12
A "clodhopper" is someone who is very...
Clumsy
Drunk
Simple