Can You Decipher Illinois Slang?

Folks in Illinois seem to have a language all their own! Do you think you can decipher Illinois slang as well as a native citizen? Take these 12 quiz questions and put your slang knowledge to the test!
START THE QUIZ!

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If you hail from Illinois, then you likely call a bathroom what?
A lavatory
A lou
A washroom

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Asking someone for a "sammich" will likely result in you receiving what?
A bowl of macaroni salad
A sandwich
A ham and egg wrap

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What is one most likely to call "dibs" on in Illinois?
A parking spot
A house
Riding shotgun

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If you're driving on "LSD" what are you driving on?
Psychedelic drugs
Lakeshore Drive
No sleep

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If you're sitting in the "frunchroom" of the house, where might you be?
The kitchen
The front room
The basement

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What do the people of Illinois call sneakers?
Tennies
Runners
Gym shoes

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If you order a carbonated beverage in Illinois, you'll have to ask for what?
Coke
Fizzy drink
Pop

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If something is "bogus" in Illinois, then it is pretty what?
Unfair
Unsanitary
Simple

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If you're heading to "the Drake" in Illinois, where are you going?
A famous park
A famous hotel in Chicago
A lake

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What is often "knee high by the fourth of July?"
Corn
Lake water
Grass

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If you're going to "juke" in Illinois, what are you going to do?
Talk a lot
Dance
Fight

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What does it mean to "max out" in Illinois?
To forget your wallet
To eat obscene amounts of food
To exhaust your credit card limit
Based on the results of this quiz, you are Illinois slang average! You know enough Illinois slang to get by, but not enough to keep up with the locals. Worry not, with a little time, you'll learn the ropes!

C+, Illinois Slang Average

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Right!
Based on the results of this quiz, you are Illinois slang swell! It's obvious that you know Illinois slang as well as any local! From the streets of Chicago to small towns such as Elgin, you know the language of this state well!

B+, Illinois Slang Swell

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Right!
Based on the results of this quiz, you are Illinois slang brilliant! It's clear that you've spent some time hanging out in Illinois! Whether it's the slang of Chicago or rural slang from the streets of Joliet, it's obvious that you know the language of Illinois was well as any local. Go you!

A+, Illinois Slang Brilliant

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Right!
1
If you hail from Illinois, then you likely call a bathroom what?
A lavatory
A lou
A washroom
2
Asking someone for a "sammich" will likely result in you receiving what?
A bowl of macaroni salad
A sandwich
A ham and egg wrap
3
What is one most likely to call "dibs" on in Illinois?
A parking spot
A house
Riding shotgun
4
If you're driving on "LSD" what are you driving on?
Psychedelic drugs
Lakeshore Drive
No sleep
5
If you're sitting in the "frunchroom" of the house, where might you be?
The kitchen
The front room
The basement
6
What do the people of Illinois call sneakers?
Tennies
Runners
Gym shoes
7
If you order a carbonated beverage in Illinois, you'll have to ask for what?
Coke
Fizzy drink
Pop
8
If something is "bogus" in Illinois, then it is pretty what?
Unfair
Unsanitary
Simple
9
If you're heading to "the Drake" in Illinois, where are you going?
A famous park
A famous hotel in Chicago
A lake
10
What is often "knee high by the fourth of July?"
Corn
Lake water
Grass
11
If you're going to "juke" in Illinois, what are you going to do?
Talk a lot
Dance
Fight
12
What does it mean to "max out" in Illinois?
To forget your wallet
To eat obscene amounts of food
To exhaust your credit card limit